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Don’t Laugh At Me Leftie Pedos

Don’t Laugh At Me Leftie Pedo Peter Yarrow is Geek On Left Piggy, Retardo & Leopard Boy in the Temple of Doom Peter Yarrow, a sensitive man in his late 80s with a beard, believes he can end school bullying with a song and a lecture. You know the type.

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Happy Father’s Day To Me

Happy Father’s Day To Me Or Happy 56th Birthday Dear Abortion October 10, 1968             In the dying light of that cool autumn day, the Detroit Tigers won the World Series after  Mickey Lolich got Tim McCarver of St. Louis to pop up in the bottom of the 9th.  I

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The Sidelong Glances Of A Septuagenarian Rollerblader

The Sidelong Glances Of a Septuagenarian Roller Blader O’ what a flowery track lies before me henceforth! What dust clouds shall spring up behind me as I speed on my reckless way!  Toad The Wind In The Willows ‘Twas a nightmare come true. As I shot out of Central Park

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A CAT TALE

A CAT TALE The following story is true. It has been verified by a highly respected notary public and impartial witnesses. It’s a simple tale about a man and his cat. But if I had the energy—which I don’t — it could also be about government duplicity, corporate greed, and

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Requiem For A Mad Man Part II

Requiem For A Mad Man Part II The Continuing Saga of Brendan Kelly Tap Dancer             This was , I’m guessing , 1992. But then  four years elapsed , time heals etc. and Brendan was onto his new thing  : Art Knockoffs and  Time Capsules. He and “his new backer”

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RICHARD MERKIN: THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER

RICHARD MERKIN: THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER By Alan Flusser After standing in a Jet Blue line in Ontario, California, behind obese 30-something males wearing what looked like pajamas decorated with images of Snoopy and Yogi Bear, all I could think of was the styles of Tom Wolfe And Richard

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My So-Called White Privilege

My So-Called White Privilege Hustling Seeds Door To Door To Buy A Mitt I was brought up in an Irish ghetto called Hell –no money for booze, smokes, chicks. At age 9,  I got beaten up regularly by women with thick Irish brogues dressed in black who told us we

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How To Sell Our Ideas, Our Posts, Ourselves

How To Sell Our Ideas, Our Posts, Ourselves Free Book (see Below) Five Tests Ad Agencies Have Used For 100+ Years I read and reread Obvious Adams often. David Ogilvie required employees to read it once a year. Rory Sutherland, Vice Chairman/ Creative Director , Ogilvie Advertising. “We are all

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